What the hell is wrong with it?!
nOT THIS AGAIN
I may have taught this spider to knit.
I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows.
After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.
This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.
Maybe it thought you were a spider
I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.
when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like
so im watching the new episode of adventure time, and they’re in the lemon castle and thats all fine, but look at that fucking toilet.
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
dad: papa ?
baby: p-p-PENTAKILLLL PENTAKILLLL !
Just. Listen. [x]
i went into this expecting to not be disaponted and i was right.
HOLY HELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTEDLY GOOD